I got him when he was 6 weeks old and he's my buddy, but he's a rascal:
He eats toilet paper and can now successfully drink the toilet water
Still forgets that his pee goes Outside,
Wakes me up at 6 45 sometimes because he's ready for breakfast...
Eats the trash
Eats too fast and throws up
Gets "intimate" with my red decoration pillow- embarrassing.
Somehow finds feminine products when we are guests in someone else's apartment,
Can't decide what side of me he wants to walk on
Licks my sandwich when I leave the room to get a drink
Pooped in my roommate's room and ate a crucial map out of her copy of Lord of the Rings. (her favorite book ever... apparently)
Poops on the porch
Brings in a stick every time he goes outside (and makes a collection under the couch)
And he has a twin...
Charlie Lives with my Mom
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